Every day, people ask Jensen Karp if he finally figured out what was going on with the shrimp in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I know this because I search his name on Twitter once a month, curious to see if the remnants of that particular discourse are still rattling around in the benthic regions of cyberspace. It has become one of my recurrent brainsick rituals, and reader, I am always horrified by what I find. To recap: A man named Jensen Karp discovered what looked like a pile of fried exoskeletons in his cereal on March 22.
There was a lack of plausibility to the story from the beginning. The only thing making it real was the fact that it would be so easy to call bullshit & prove it to be a hoax that no minor celebrity would rationally risk the blowback for a not-really-all-that-funny bit. Apparently, I underestimated the stupidity of Jensen Karp.
Shit, I'm still waiting for answers!!
There was a lack of plausibility to the story from the beginning. The only thing making it real was the fact that it would be so easy to call bullshit & prove it to be a hoax that no minor celebrity would rationally risk the blowback for a not-really-all-that-funny bit. Apparently, I underestimated the stupidity of Jensen Karp.
Thank you for the update